I found it on my walk. The monsoon is making Mr/Ms. Snail happy.
Hey Mr. Snail, out on a walk?
“Did you just assume my gender?”
Errrr, I mean Ms. Snail?
“I am a he”
Oh hi, He.
“Stop it smarty pants”
“Let me breathe. Can you not see I am here ambling?”
That is some amble you got there Miste……
“Good save kid.”
You have got to be careful. Anything can be offensive (nowadays).